She doesn't even go here!

Hi!  I’m Lili.  I’m 26.  I live in New Jersey and will likely never leave, because I love it so damn much.

I just finished law school and I’m currently working for a judge in the boonies of NJ.  I recently passed the bar in New York and New Jersey.  I want to be a prosecutor eventually, or do some kind of public interest law, which I’ll clearly never talk about on this blog.  I live at home with my mom.  (I pay rent, in case you want to give me grief about it.)  I have an awesome boyfriend.

When I am not lawyering, I am probably running, reading, cooking/baking, crafting, watching reality television (but not the Bachelor), nerding out about Harry Potter, doing theater, and wearing things that aren’t suits.

I really enjoy chocolate, dogs, nail polish, parentheses, soft clothing, good movies, carbohydrates, hedgehogs, designer beer, the Oxford Comma, penguins, and Conan O’Brien. I don’t enjoy pickles, carrots, bridezillas, horses, condescension, or the word “cuddle.”

And I enjoy you, for reading this.