Terrible email to get from your boyfriend

Subject: i have a confession to make

That may freak you out a little. (Only a little though.)

Not gross or anything. Just on an emotional level.

Let me know when you’re in a good place.

(It was just that he’s been referring to me as his fiance when talking to recruiters, but dear God, the panicked thoughts that just crossed my mind almost gave me a heart attack.  I appreciate the heads up, though.)

24th February 2012
61 notes
i just stopped breathing for six minutes 
  1. briefandwondrouslaura said: ZOMG. i would have to kill him for the suspense. but…really now….fiancee lady.
  2. joannafreed said: jesus christ andrew. I HAD A HEART ATTACK READING THIS.
  3. asweetbeginning said: GOOD grief
  4. cupofchi said: HAhahahahah. Oh my god. Amazing.
  5. livelovefeminism said: Also, and this is totes personal (I’m not trying to impose my relationship values on you! I swear!) but I would kick Rob in the shins if he called me his fiance and we weren’t engaged. I’m sweaty and nauseous just thinking of it.
  6. retrotrash said: I swear, men have no sense in that shit. I would have lost my mind.
  7. meredithisaleo said: After I had a heart attack and recovered I would ask where the ring was.
  8. lifebyliz said: WOW!! He really knows how to scare the bull shit out of people, huh? What a terrible, horrible email. I thought you were going to have to tell us that he was a Craigslist creeper or something.
  9. aliotakesonchicago said: NOPE
  10. section9 said: hahaha, that ranks up there with “We need to talk”
  11. danielleisdizzy said: I think I would lose my shit if I was being referred to as a fiancée. And I’m not even in a relationship. Signs that I’m just not there yet.

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